This was my first attempt to create a game. I did so having the current Experimental Gameplay competition in mind : http://experimentalgameplay.com/
I think my game is eligible for the "Bare Minimum" theme since you can complete the game doing almost nothing, the animations are crude and most of the art is actually black lines on a white background (it was also my first time using Inkscape). Also, I have the bare minimum amount of experience to call myself a game developer!
You can download the game, play it, then see if you get anything out from it.
Nothing? Well, then my storytelling skills would be deeply flawed, and I am sorry. The next game will be better! Or so I hope.